I put my dick in a box and took it to the op shop.
I’m waiting for some nice couple to take it home.
I hope they don’t have a dog.
Or a baby. Or kids at all, really.
Like, ideally, I’m after a nice middle-aged, middle-class couple.
Sexuality irrelevant. Just as long as they keep up with the dusting.
I just want to know that it’s gone to a better place.
With people who won’t treat it the way I did.