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Phone predictive text poem:
sometimes you gotta be the same thing over and over again and it will not let you go

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sarah

Facebook users suggests titles for Oscar Pistorius’ reported tell-all book about the night his girlfriend died, as taken from comments on an East Coast Radio post asking whether people would buy it (all typos are as posted):

I can’t remember my lady
Book of lies my lady
Murder and How to get away with it Part 1
THE BOOK OF LIES
50 shades of lies
HOW LIES CAN HELP U GET AWAY WITH MURDER
How money can help you get away with murder n call it cupible homocide
Me, Myself and I
No my lady, I can’t remember my lady
Becos I scream like a woman
How to be a liar 101
Dummy guide “how to get away with murder”
Laughing All The Way to the Bank or Blood Money
Zero Recall
Cricket bat diaries
Bullet for my valentine
How to kill your woman and get away with it
Getting away with murder
HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER
I don’t recall my lady
The untold lies
How to get away with murder
My 50 shades of lies
More lies
A million ways to lies
How to murder your partner ans get away with it

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