Two Hundred and Forty-Seven.

4/9/14

Izzy circle

izzy

sext:
I want to eat fuet off your hod bod until neither of us can move.

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Sarah circle

sarah

Everyday bragging rights: I remembered to clean the toilet bowl BEFORE I’d gone to the toilet, and so I didn’t have to deal with wet flakes of disintegrated toilet paper smothering the toilet brush.

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