izzy

if I was a pigeon, I’d find the highest point in the city
and come home to roost in it every night
if I was a pigeon, I’d look in all the highest windows
I’d fly through shopping malls
I’d throw myself at windows
I’d fly right past your ear and whisper ‘it’s gonna be ok’
if I was a pigeon, I wouldn’t wait til you were done
before swooping in for the scraps
if I was a pigeon, I’d shit on everything you love.
if I was a pigeon, I’d watch over you.

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sarah

The following names are now banned on the grounds of being too passive-aggressive:
Chastity
Hope
Faith
Grace
Serenity
Fido

FUCK YOU, MOM AND DAD, YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
I’M CHANGING MY NAME TO UNICORN WRESTLER AND YOU CAN’T EVEN STOP ME.

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